Friday, August 14, 2009

Adrian Beltre possibly lost for season with injured testicle

As pointed out, it's way too easy to come up with some sort of lame joke about this story, so instead I will only provide the straight line: Mariners third baseman Adrian Beltre might be lost for the season with an injured testicle. Ouch!

OK, fine. I need to do one joke in honor of the late great Jim Healy. Take it away Jim Harrick.

(Tip of the cap to Rob Neyer.)

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